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David

A David is a Cute and a intelligent person. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He have many friends. A David is an athletic man who Will coose socker as nummer one of he’s favorite sports. A David is a romantic guy and will care of his girlfriend and never let her down. He is always kind to people he doesn’t know. When you first met him he will be shy, but if you are his friend, then you know that he’s the best<3
Girl- Look that’s David
Boy- oh yeah that’s him
Girl-Oh his soooo handsome
by HiGiiirll January 6, 2019
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David

Shy guy that probably plays too much Pokemon. Women hit on him but he's too dense to understand what's going on. Very caring, giving and compassionate. He's extremely bad at returning texts.
I tried to date a David but he was too into Pokemon
by Padrón Princess March 22, 2022
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David has great music taste.
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Daviding

To say "Be right back" only to never return leaving your friends waiting and wondering what happened or when will you return.
where did they go? oh he is daviding again.
by forsakenwolf July 28, 2023
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David, he’s special.
by lennygirl808 March 15, 2022
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Listen to David. He knows that all of this is nonsense. Stop wasting your time
by Switters1 November 24, 2021
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David

David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong

Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
by Bobthejookiller September 5, 2021
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