A rich, corrupt private school on the upper east side of Manhattan. Basically, hell on earth. School is run by trophy wives who always have to make sure their kids don't get put in the same homeroom as "the unpopular ones." A typical grade includes one minority, and a few hundred naive and sheltered boys and girls who act 'hood despite never daring to take a step towards Harlem. While rumored to be impossible to enter, as long as you have money, entry is no obstacle.
Parent: I want my son accepted to Dalton
Administrator: What's his average?
Parent: 55
Administrator: We can't accept him.
Parent: I'll pay for a new cafeteria.
Administrator: When can he begin?
Administrator: What's his average?
Parent: 55
Administrator: We can't accept him.
Parent: I'll pay for a new cafeteria.
Administrator: When can he begin?
by Zulaxa July 19, 2008
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An extremely hot guy, who acts like a twack. He’s got curly hair, and you never know when he’s lying or not, because how sarcastic his ass really is.
by daltontwack February 13, 2019
Get the Dalton mug.a big maco cunt that pushes rack heavy. you want an 8-ball? hes your man. you want some durries? hes your man. you want to become racially abusive? hes your man. this guy is the type of guy to bash babies for a laff. dont fuck with damon.
Person 1: Why are my sinuses burning?
Person 2: You've been spending way too much time with damon. You're starting to smell like darts.
Person 1: Fuck i was wondering why i bashed a baby yesterday...
Person 2: You've been spending way too much time with damon. You're starting to smell like darts.
Person 1: Fuck i was wondering why i bashed a baby yesterday...
by Gagonmycock August 4, 2019
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Wow, Johnny Damon made a sick play.
Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.
Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.
Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.
Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.
by parliment July 23, 2004
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Get the dalton mug.A recently discovered mental disorder with no known cure. Patients have been shown to demonstrate unusual behaviors such has:
1. Getting stuck in somewhere you shouldn't get stuck in (like Mars, a planet in another universe or Nazi territory)
2. Make others risk their lives to save you
3. Tricking others to risk their lives to save you
3. Amnesia
4. Tendency to beat others to death with peculiar objects (eg. Magazines)
5. Having unusually high levels of intelligence
6. Have an unusual tendency to kill Nazis
7. Being exceptionally stubborn
8. Fighting against authoritarian governments
9. Planning elaborate heists
10. Only being able to say your own name
Researchers have not agreed on a single explanation to how it spreads or what causes it, but they have identified several key symptoms. The first patient to be diagnosed with this disorder is Matt Damon.
You may be have Matt Damon Syndrome if you:
1. Lost all your brothers
2. Survived assassination attempt
3. Are an astronaut
4. Your wife is dead
5. Are a horse
6. Are a cowboy
7. Look like Matt Damon
If know someone who displays the above symptoms, call a psychiatrist immediately.
This message has been brought to you by the World National Matt Damon Syndrome Awareness Medical Funding Organization. Donations in cash, check, pay pal, credit card, wire or sexual favors accepted.
1. Getting stuck in somewhere you shouldn't get stuck in (like Mars, a planet in another universe or Nazi territory)
2. Make others risk their lives to save you
3. Tricking others to risk their lives to save you
3. Amnesia
4. Tendency to beat others to death with peculiar objects (eg. Magazines)
5. Having unusually high levels of intelligence
6. Have an unusual tendency to kill Nazis
7. Being exceptionally stubborn
8. Fighting against authoritarian governments
9. Planning elaborate heists
10. Only being able to say your own name
Researchers have not agreed on a single explanation to how it spreads or what causes it, but they have identified several key symptoms. The first patient to be diagnosed with this disorder is Matt Damon.
You may be have Matt Damon Syndrome if you:
1. Lost all your brothers
2. Survived assassination attempt
3. Are an astronaut
4. Your wife is dead
5. Are a horse
6. Are a cowboy
7. Look like Matt Damon
If know someone who displays the above symptoms, call a psychiatrist immediately.
This message has been brought to you by the World National Matt Damon Syndrome Awareness Medical Funding Organization. Donations in cash, check, pay pal, credit card, wire or sexual favors accepted.
Matt's agent: Recently, Matt's been acting strangely. After his wife was killed by the government, he robbed a Casino by pretending he was a janitor. He then used the money to buy a spaceship with a wisecracking robot to fly to Mars. Then he started beating Martian Nazis to death with a magazine shouting "MATT DAMON!" We had to send Tom Hanks to save him, but he only agreed to come home on the condition Tom would dress up as a cowboy and rode him back to the spaceship. But the airlock exploded and he now has Amnesia. By the way, you look like Robin Williams."
Matt's shrink: "Thanks. Well, it seems that Matt suffers from a serious case of "Matt Damon Syndrome". "
Matt's agent: " Oh my god! Come to think of it, he does look kind of like Matt Damon! I wouldn't have known if the WNMDSAMFO didn't tell me about it!"
Matt Damon: "Hi. I'm Matt Damon. You might think Matt Damon Syndrome is a ridiculous disorder. However,it is, unfortunately, a very real disease and over 6 billion children are suffering from it. Since Matt Damon was diagnosed with this disease in 1679, the WNMDSAMFO was founded in 1682 by Matt Damon, aiming to raise awareness and reduce the suffering of those diagnosed with the disorder. If you want to make a difference for those with the disorder, donate to us now. Your philanthropy will be much appreciated by those with the disease. That's 7 billion children. So donate now. This is Matt Damon, over and out."
This message has been brought to you by the WNMDSAMFO.
Matt's shrink: "Thanks. Well, it seems that Matt suffers from a serious case of "Matt Damon Syndrome". "
Matt's agent: " Oh my god! Come to think of it, he does look kind of like Matt Damon! I wouldn't have known if the WNMDSAMFO didn't tell me about it!"
Matt Damon: "Hi. I'm Matt Damon. You might think Matt Damon Syndrome is a ridiculous disorder. However,it is, unfortunately, a very real disease and over 6 billion children are suffering from it. Since Matt Damon was diagnosed with this disease in 1679, the WNMDSAMFO was founded in 1682 by Matt Damon, aiming to raise awareness and reduce the suffering of those diagnosed with the disorder. If you want to make a difference for those with the disorder, donate to us now. Your philanthropy will be much appreciated by those with the disease. That's 7 billion children. So donate now. This is Matt Damon, over and out."
This message has been brought to you by the WNMDSAMFO.
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