ahh crumbs

"Ahh crumbs" is an explanation phrase used to exclaim that things are not going to plan.

Ahh crumbs, we are not going to make that deadline.

by Inquisitive Joe September 4, 2023

crumb slut

An inexperienced person that trades sexual favors for dope at a discounted rate. A shard whore in training.

Yo man, this crumb slut just blew me for a bowl pack. At that rate I think I will keep her for the weekend!

by ItsMe78 July 30, 2023

crumb rubber

A rubber that has been in your wallet for far too long and is starting to crumble.

"Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"

by ur ban this January 10, 2017

crumbed fish

This is were you swim naked, come onto the beach and essentially ’crumb’ yourself in soft sand appearing like a crumbled piece of fish

oi bro wanna be a crumbed fish

odds on being a crumbed fish

by jushereforlols December 8, 2019

Crumb Juice

Sexual Cocktail made using a range of household ingredients including Cranberry Juice, Kool Aid powder, Cold water, ice, the mans poo, the woman’s poo, the mans puke, the woman’s puke, the mans cum, the woman’s squirt all mixed up into a purple liquid which is then poured over the body of the lovers or drank

Me and my girl made a Crumb Juice the other night then I splashed it on her cleavage

by BBtothemax February 1, 2020

Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.

What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.

by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020

Crumb Buns

A person who is indulging in excessive anger over an issue that should really only be annoying.

A temporary mental condition where a person suffers from moderate anger or annoyance.

Look Crumb Buns. Let's ditch the movie and go to a diner. Your in a bad mood.

Stephanopolis has been in a terrible mood all day. He has a real case of Crumb Buns.

by Nards Eubanks February 24, 2019