zimminy cricketts

1. the conscience that reminds you not to make sexual comments in social situation
2. a chic's friend who always cock blocks you

1. I'd love to tell you what I did last night, but my zimminy cricketts is telling me not to.

2. I would have gotten so much ass from that bitch if it wasn't for zimminy cricketts.

by jwooders November 15, 2007

Mud Cricket

A Mud cricket is basically a Bruce County whore. She has sex with anything and anybody. Sucks dicks dry and hops onto another. Either getting pliers in a forest or in the mud

Damn, have you seen that Mud Cricket dan?
No. Why?
Well she’s a Whore

by BruceCountyDude May 29, 2018

Australia Cricket team

A team full of cheats

Australi cricket team is full of racists and their player Steve Smith has cheated many accessions. Australia cricket team is famous for Sandpaper gate and brain fade moments

by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021

if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

Chris Crocker

Who?

Me: Who the hell is Chris Crocker?
Other guy: No idea, some fag on youtube or something.

by dayyyyyym October 8, 2008

Cocketry

Acting like a cock with physical and or verbal actions

I am sick and tired of your cocketry
Stop being such a cock, your cocketry is getting on my nerves.
Damn man, Steve's cocketry is getting ridiculous.

by McGothington August 20, 2011

Cricket Fan

“A Cricket Fan”
uh—krik-it---fan

-Noun
1. A silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense.
2. A weak-minded or idiotic person;

“What’s 9 plus 10?
21?
You must be a Cricket Fan!”

-Verb (used with object)

3. To trick, deceive, or impose on: “They tried to Cricket Fan him.”

-Synonyms
1. Simpleton, dolt, dunce, blockhead, numskull, ignoramus, dunderhead, ninny, nincompoop. Booby, saphead, sap. 2. Zany, clown. 3. Moron, imbecile, idiot. 4. Delude, hoodwink, cheat, gull, hoax, cozen, dupe, gudgeon.

-Antonyms
1. Genius, intelligent, wise, sensible

“What’s 9 plus 10?
21?
You must be a Cricket Fan!”

by Ay.wies.Maan June 27, 2016