copplestone

1.

-arrogant and ignorant person that thinks the world revolves around them.

"What a Copplestone."
"I met this Copplestone the other night, be glad that you had to stay home."

by Archer December 22, 2004

[Cripple] [Football]

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."

by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008

cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.

In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.

by zuma revenge November 6, 2011

Cripplelicious

1:a attractive person (sexy,cute,hot, etc.) who uses a wheelchair whether manual or electric due to disability or injury (MD,CP,paraplegic.etc.)

2:something said or done that is found awesome or hilarious by a person who uses a wheelchair whether manual or electric due to disability or injury

There have been quite a few ladies who I have found him cripplelicious.

Damn, Tim is very cripplelicious!

by Dr. Lucky Lisiado August 5, 2011

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016

Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 25, 2017

Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017