shower cream

When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together

"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."

by wendallthepussyslayer August 21, 2016

Cream Cheez

When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.

I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.

My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Goinking Cream

Another term for cookie dough used by a large community in eastern Missouri and parts of Illinois.

The young boy called out to his mother for some more goinking cream

by Meme_lord415 May 6, 2019

whip the cream

When a gentleman deposits his ejaculate into his lucky partner's splatterbox, he then withdraw's and treats the lucky recipient to a spot of fingerblasting. The rapid mixing of semen and air during this post-coitus treat, churns the substance into a white froth. Thereby whipping the cream.

She'd been a rather good girlfriend lately so I thought I'd give her a treat once I finished. I decided to bring her to orgasm by using my fingers to whip the cream.

by The Iron Weasel December 6, 2015

Victory Cream

The semen produced when a man loses his virginity.

Hey, did you hear that Matthew gave Nicole his victory cream last Friday?

by The Uncreamable May 6, 2019

cream-bun

1. The act of ejaculating while the penis is completely pancaked between a pair of breasts so that the cum is contained between them, hence a filling a bun with cream. Often a less messy alternative to the pearl necklace or facial. Requires either gigantic breasts or a smallish penis.

Afraid that he might ruin Leslie's makeup, Jon smothered his dick between her DDDs as he began to cum, cream-bunning her like a gentleman.

by Moriartius August 18, 2010

cream puff

A nickname used by a hot lesbian vampire for a cute, dorky girl.

Carmilla looked at Laura with her seduction eyes and said, "Buckle up, cream puff."

by absolute-garbage August 6, 2015