butthole crawler

Butthole crawler-a creature that slithers up your ass and lives in your rectum.

Chad: Hey bro I’m going camping this weekend.
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers

by Incognito_Man November 13, 2020

Night crawler

The Fresno Nightcrawler; Some consider it an alien. Others, a fun urban legend and endearing addition to pop culture.

Hey did you hear the story about the Fresno night crawler?

by Toodleszz October 10, 2020

Alligator crawl

Drinking/party trick developed and refined in Deland,FL. Involves two people intertwined, face down, facing 180 degrees apart while crawling, resembling a good ol’ American Alligator.

Yo, we’re both buzzed on a Saturday night in Deland.. want to alligator crawl?

by One Stale Frito March 11, 2021

Night crawler

A hooker with no legs.

Look at the trail that night crawler is leaving.

by Uhmanduh whore February 11, 2021

Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina

Ms. Crawley + Chungus + FaZe Jeff = Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina

Man, Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina smells like olive oil.

by Trap Money Gabe April 9, 2021

Akshay Chawla

A person whose internet connection sucks.

Friend 1: Bro it would suck to be an Akshay Chawla, how would I play games.

by _crax_ September 19, 2021

Eld Crawl

When a truck driver is avoiding starting his or her electonic log device by driving slow-under 5 miles an hour; while trying to get thru a distribution center or a truck stop.

That driver is over there doing the Eld crawl to the fuel island going slow ass hell

by Kysbaby15 December 13, 2021