could care less

Sometimes misinterpretation by “couldn’t care less”. Could care less is the correct option. Considering that “i couldn’t care less” means they care already, but can’t care any less than they already do. Now, “could care less” means they don’t care at all, so they dont care any less.

Wow! I could care less about this hockey game!

by koolwiz June 3, 2018

you could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

by You could get cuffed June 8, 2018

could you didn't

Another way that hyper-intelligent beings express their want for someone to not do something. future tense version of "could you not"

Classmate: imma ctrl shift qq you!
Me: could you didn't.

by the one and only qwerty guy May 17, 2022

yeah, I could splay that

A statement of affirmation or agreement about a proposed activity. Used in place of "I could get behind that", or "sure". The 'yeah' can be omitted if in a hurry.

While originally used exclusively about objects that are 'splayable', modern uses of the phrase do not require this property.

A similar phrase is "yeah, I *can* splay that", used to indicate belief or proficiency instead, i.e. "I'd buy it" or "I can do that".

It's also theoretically possible to use "no, I couldn't/can't/won't splay that" to indicate distaste or refusal, but this is rarely heard.

person A: ayo we're going Wendys in 10, you down?
person B: *deliberates* yeah, i could splay that

by splaya June 2, 2022

I could got it

In between I could and I got it

Lmao I could got it but I don’t wanna be holding on to a brick - Joseph

by Ohwowsal March 22, 2022

Coulding

an action that you perform when you could do something

"HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!"

"By coulding"

by JustBeChill March 26, 2022

Mmm... I could...

The sound you make when you bite your tongue.

Some guy "Mmm... I could..."

Schizophrenic horde "Don't worry! We'll say it for you! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! We'll do everything you would do and worse because that is the moral of That story!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2022