I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties
by blondie9867 July 2, 2016
Get the lady corkmug. Woman : You've had a hand job or two, right?
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.
by Tom-Tom Barkley June 21, 2009
Get the Cork Liftmug. A fake discriminatory word that is offensive to red heads with no reason to hate the,.
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)
“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”
by Aliwerm November 21, 2020
Get the Red corkmug. Corking it is a action that’s kinda like edging but for shit, to cork it you have to shove a butt plug into your asshole to hold in any shit that you may experience throughout the day
Stacy: man Jess you’ve been making you’ve been making weird faces and farting a whole lot what’s up with that?
Jess: sorry Stacy I’ve been corking it in so I don’t have to excuse myself to the bathroom
Jess: sorry Stacy I’ve been corking it in so I don’t have to excuse myself to the bathroom
by Jeremy coomer January 22, 2024
Get the Corking itmug. When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.
"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."
"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"
or
"So happy the air gone."
"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."
or
"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."
"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"
or
"I ight to be home later."
"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."
"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"
or
"So happy the air gone."
"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."
or
"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."
"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"
or
"I ight to be home later."
"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."
by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021
Get the Otto Corkedmug. 1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.
Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.
by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020
Get the corking the batmug. by Watching Time Slip By October 9, 2017
Get the Cork-Nut Gangmug.