cooter canyon

A massive moose knuckle.

That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.

Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 04, 2008

cooter snoot

someone who sniffs or snoops around the va jay-jay region

(use in sentences in place for nicknames)
"Hey! What's up cooter snoot?"

by S K R February 04, 2009

cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache

My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.

by Cheswick Breezy January 12, 2019

Cooter Powder

Dried remnants of a wet pussy. Scraped out of panties of a lady who has been aroused. Snorted in a similar fashion to crack cocaine.

Donna produced quite a bit of cooter powder last night. She must’ve been very worked up.

by DRSD October 20, 2021

Cooter fleas

What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.

She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,

by Assbark April 01, 2010

cooter swamper

1. An extremely attractive person

2. Anything sure to turn a female on

1. "Ooh girl, I just saw my neighbor with his shirt off, can you say cooter swamper? I think I need a cold shower. "
2. "Bitches can't resist the romantic types, romance=instant cooter swamper ."

by Twelve Foot Yeti April 08, 2016

Cooter Wipe

When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.

Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.

I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.

Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021