Colton

A man with lushes lettuce, party animal, and a grill master. Colton’s are usually the life of the party and like loud 60s country. They are fueled by alcohol. The more drinks they consume, the better their dancing gets. Although, even a Colton has his breaking point. His kryptonite is odd or even. After drinking too much he turns into a crazed sex machine and has only one thing in his mind.

Who’s that running the odd even table? Must be a Colton.

by Saucetrain September 15, 2022

Colton

Colton is a nice guy when you first meet him. After a little but he will turn on you. He starts with lies and then he cheats on you with the girl you hate.

Friend: Hey Colton just said he cheated on you
Me: Oh My God he is an Asshole

by Volleyballgirl2005 April 4, 2020

Colton

If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

by Skroof life November 26, 2021

Colton

Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"

You're the most dirty minded person I know
There's a reason my name is Colton

by Wild Card Wildy March 9, 2022

colton

my bestfriend, i couldnt have asked for a better one. funny, caring, you'll never find anyone as good as a colton.

me: there's my bestfriend
other friend: oh is he cool
me: of course he's colton

by avexlo November 7, 2022

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

colton

A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it

man colton is a loser

by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019