A house that has any of the following characteristics which hurt a solar power system installation and investment: a shaded roof, small roof spaces, multiple roof vent pipes, expired roof material, breakable roof material, northern roof orientation, south, west or east chimney location, numerous roof lines, low dead weight tolerance, multiple floors, steep roof pitch, receives less than 5 hours of direct sunlight per day, absence of a utility net-metering program, monthly electric bill under $100, and less than a 200 AMP electrical service box.
Person 1: A tree shaded 800 squarefoot multi-level house built in 1970 with clay tile shingles, 100 AMP electrical service, a chimney on the west side with bathroom and attic vent pipes on the south facing roof in the front is totally solar coal.
Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!
Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!
by Sheldon's Solar, LLC November 30, 2010
Get the solar coal mug.New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.
Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.
I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016
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Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!
by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019
Get the hot coal your brother danced on mug.by SovereignBlogger December 2, 2017
Get the snowflake in a coal mine mug.a small town south of Chicago known for getting hammered and high with our cousins instead of fucking them
by noodleschicken October 28, 2017
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