clutch muncher

A scandalous bitch who seeks men that drive modified cars.

Seen at any local car gatherings lurking the hard parked section.

" hey that clutch muncher is checking out your corvette . You should see if she's down to party!"

by Austin_mk2 April 27, 2017

perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 30, 2023

clutch nugs

Someone who can constantly clutch a supreme clutch boy who get all the shots.

Hay Yo man clutch nugs.

by RealE-Money January 30, 2018

Clutch coins

Someone who grew up with very little or nothing

He wasn’t always rich, he grew up poor, he’ll clutch coins in his sleep...

by Shrek710 August 26, 2019

riding the clutch

To be engaged in the act of spanking the monkey or flicking the bean, at a level of arousal just fractionally below that required for climax, for an extended period of time.

Phone call
Cindy - Hey babe, what you doing?
Shane - Just riding the clutch baby, so I can give you a pearl necklace when you get in.
Cindy - Oh you do spoil me Shane, am running home now, bye

by Brucey Big Bonus May 12, 2017

Clutch and Dice

the slang term for penis and testicles

Lauren touched my Clutch and Dice

by Mytch March 21, 2007

Dry clutching

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.

"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"

by Julio Cesar March 4, 2008