Chode

1. n Small penis. Refering to the genitals of a wuss, pussy or tosser.

2. adj Geek, weasel or twat. Describes someone acting with a tosspot demeanour.

Example 1: "Oi, Chap! You been snogging my bird again ain't ya, I know you 'ave cos she said you 'ad a chode!"

Example 2: "Hey! Come 'ere you chode! I'm gonna batter you!"

by Da butcher July 8, 2007

chode

1. A penis that has extreme width compared to its lengh. When erect, sides expand, but does not grow in lengh, only in circunference. Some say it's a curse, however people who delevop the skills necessary to use it affirm its a gift. Chodes do exist, however are rather rare to find.
2. Used quite uncommonly as the ara between the scrotum and the anal cavity.

1.
- Check out that chode! Massive width!
- Yea, and its expanding... no! its getting an erection!

2. I like having my chode licked, however not my anus or scrotum.

by GoldenCako August 21, 2006

chode

A penis that is wider than long.

Katie finally found Tom's chode.

by martinevans August 21, 2006

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Thomas has the smallest dick I've ever seen! The things a fucking chode!

by Mikey August 21, 2006

Chode

A penis that is exremely short and humungusly wide, in otehr words a 2x6

Tyler Burke had a huge hairy meaty CHODE and Tom Dunn likes to lick it and smack his genitalia against it during intercoucre while Blake laughs and shoots them with pellet guns, all the while Ms. V looks at tehm with her eyes on her backside hairs.

by Dirty Sanchez February 18, 2003

Chode

I very small penis that no girl would want in her

Oh my god i want it so bad but his chode is to small for my pussy,and im talking about jadeon mendez & joseph hodge they have tiny fat chunky chodes

by Tiffany Hodge May 6, 2009

Chode

(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese.

(n) The perineum.

(n) A fat witto winky.

1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook."

"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."

"Shut up!"

2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."

by Wazakra February 18, 2011