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Chest hands

a spare pair of hands located around your chest area. these are useful for eating popcorn in a cinema and texting while driving. unfortunately these are currently medically unavailable and must be provided by a friend standing directly behind you with their hands under your armpits. can be good fun to run behind people scream chest hands and attempt to insert your hands under their armpits without permission.
person 1 " haven't seen gary in a while"
Person 2 "me neither"
person 3 "be wary of chest hands"
Gary (in background) " Chest hands!"

* Person 1 now has chest hands *
by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009
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chest flauntage

Chest flauntage can happen wen 2 much of a male chest is shown whilst wearing a partially unbuttoned shirt.
by Ross Brazier May 17, 2004
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chest growl

when a girl burps but doesn't want to say it, she says she had a chest growl
If your at the movies with a pretty girl and you hear a noise like a burp and ask her if that's what is was then she replies, "no, it was a chest growl"
by Snape Bieber November 23, 2010
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Poop Chest

My Horny Slave Grandma Loves My Poop Chest
by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010
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chest rug

A bed of hair on your upper extremities where your gold medallion can sleep.
Damn! That cracker has serious chestrug!
by eakthemonkey April 28, 2004
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chest shits

A game where two guys shit on each others chests. The winner is the one with the least shit on their chest. Then the loser has to do the winner up the ass with out wiping. See battleshits
Alex and John love to play chest shits
by the kerrek February 23, 2005
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Barrel Chest

massive chest which resembles a barrel shape, usually found on power lifters.
Peter Poole is benching 160kg on his warm up set" , "yeah its casue of his barrel chest
by rory6 October 30, 2010
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