a spare pair of hands located around your chest area. these are useful for eating popcorn in a cinema and texting while driving. unfortunately these are currently medically unavailable and must be provided by a friend standing directly behind you with their hands under your armpits. can be good fun to run behind people scream chest hands and attempt to insert your hands under their armpits without permission.
person 1 " haven't seen gary in a while"
Person 2 "me neither"
person 3 "be wary of chest hands"
Gary (in background) " Chest hands!"
* Person 1 now has chest hands *
Person 2 "me neither"
person 3 "be wary of chest hands"
Gary (in background) " Chest hands!"
* Person 1 now has chest hands *
by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009

Chest flauntage can happen wen 2 much of a male chest is shown whilst wearing a partially unbuttoned shirt.
by Ross Brazier May 17, 2004

If your at the movies with a pretty girl and you hear a noise like a burp and ask her if that's what is was then she replies, "no, it was a chest growl"
by Snape Bieber November 23, 2010

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

by eakthemonkey April 28, 2004

A game where two guys shit on each others chests. The winner is the one with the least shit on their chest. Then the loser has to do the winner up the ass with out wiping. See battleshits
by the kerrek February 23, 2005

by rory6 October 30, 2010
