Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.
The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.
Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.
Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:
Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.
Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.
Example Sentence:
Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?
Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.
Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.
Example Sentence:
Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?
Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019

You fuck a girl on her period without a rubber, cum in her then eat her out. When you finish your face looks like you just ate a Rasberry Cheese cake.
My friend Murphy told me he fucked a girl on her period then ate her out, when he was done he looked like he won a Rasberry Cheesecake eating contest.
by SnailFarmer May 7, 2017

by SPARKLY BUTT PLUG May 21, 2024

This is where the female takes pancake mix and pours it over and inside of her vagina and over her anus and butt while the man sticks his penis in a tub of cream cheese when he ejaculates the hot juices fill up both areas of the female while he slides his juices and the cream cheese inside of her
James wanted to get charlotte a rose for their date but she asked for a Cincinnati cheesecake instead
by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021

Word used to describe the inside of a bachelor pad bathroom cabinet/sink that has been left uncleaned for a lengthy amount of time, causing the buildup of toothpaste/hair/shaving cream to be everywhere around and possibly on toothbrushes in this area. This combination, when left untouched for any long length of time can become the consistiency of cheesecake.
Carly: "Oh my god my boyfriend's sink was so cheesecake toothbrush this morning it made me puke"
Sarah: "You might have to rent him a pressure washer to clean it all out"
Sarah: "You might have to rent him a pressure washer to clean it all out"
by coldapache February 24, 2012

by cdr30721 May 31, 2024

The act of a cheesecake is to produce a wet fart while sitting bare assed on someones face while being sure the tip of their nose is in the asshole if the farter
"Damn, Kevin has been bothering the hell out of me so when he was doing situps i decided to cheesecake the hell out of him"
by Joey soladik April 8, 2020
