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a cheesecake

a cheesecake is, in Norwegian slang, when you stuff the cake full of cheese. In layman's terms: shoving smegma up someones bum.
Guy to friend: Hey man I just ate a cheesecake with Jessica and Chad the other night.
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.

Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit
by dudewheresmybong June 6, 2020
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Cheesecake Factory

A room that has been filled with the scents of a person cutting the cheese (farting;dropping a deuce) several times
Jake cut the cheese in Sam’s house so many times, it became the cheesecake factory
by Waiterhater December 29, 2023
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cheesecake head

A cheesecake head is a slang term used to describe someone with distinct facial traits that are mostly influenced by their genetics. These features typically include a red, raw-looking complexion, dry or cracked skin, crusty lips, and a lack of eyebrows. People with these characteristics are often highly sensitive to sunlight and easily sunburned, which can accentuate their appearance. The overall look, due to these genetic traits, can sometimes come across as unusual or intense, contributing to a "scary" or striking appearance.
After spending just an hour in the sun, Jack’s face turned bright red, his lips cracked, and his eyebrows seemed to disappear, making him look like a total cheesecake head.
by ckhdex October 8, 2024
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Jeff Cheesecake

A mythical creature who is not human or cheesecake. A Legend. Not many people no of him. He is part of the cheesecake religion prophecy.
by Jamie Desnica September 28, 2018
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Cheesecake and chill

Cheesecake and chill (c&c) refers to when you have cheesecake with someone and also engage in sexual affairs
by LingDanc803 April 12, 2023
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Abba Cheesecake

A cheesecake, mostly made by a godly ruling figure (hence Abba) in a large, dystopian-corporate factory/society. The cheesecakes are manufactured using living matter and feces, then frozen and shipped to dispensaries around the country. Citizens can only eat Abba Cheesecake, or else they face incineration.
Sarah: "Did you get your Abba Cheesecake at the dispo today?"
Thomas: "Not yet, I'm not very hungry, so instead I picked up a granola bar from a dealer."
Sarah: ~dials authorities~
by largegord April 20, 2021
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cheesecake friends

Cheesecake friends are friends who become closer with each other than they are with the friend that originally introduced the two of them.
“I totally introduced Ashley to Alexis, and now they’re cheesecake friends and hang out without me all the time
by black.sheep.barbie November 11, 2020
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