"champagne shit"

-a style of shit.

It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.
by @takochino November 20, 2017
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one sexy ass rapper who does not post up on frank black with his gang like slim jesus
by Joe dirtè nigga April 9, 2018
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A sex move in which just prior to ejaculation, a thumb is placed over the tip of the penis causing the ejaculate to move explosively, much like that of a champagne bottle after its shaken.

Usually used after a particularly unlikely sexual encounter that one might count as a "victory" or in other celebratory circumstances such as New Years orr Birthdays.
"Had sex with the cute cheerleader last night. Was such a victory that I had to use The Champagne Bottle!"
by Uncomfortably_Ginger November 26, 2016
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Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!
by mmcclluurree.jj December 5, 2013
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When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss
I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss
by Some_G September 23, 2022
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To champagne dazzle is to run quickly away from something.
Mate: did you see that fed car ?
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting
by Charlie holloway February 20, 2019
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