pink cactus

A vagina that has been unshaven for no more than one week so that the hair growth is stubbly and razor sharp to the touch of a man's penis, thus resembling the spiny cactus leaf. Cacti, like the woman's vagina, can be found in a variety of shapes and sizes.

1.) If she isn't sporting a pink cactus tonight I may just lose my shit.

2.) I told my girlfriend who advocates clean-shaven vaginas that if she does not endorse the use of pink cacti then I will have nothing to do with her ever again.

3.) I love fucking pink cacti. It's nice when it's dark and you're in a hurry.

by Yesh. Son of Eduardo. May 16, 2012

Arabian Cactus

A Short stubbly haired vagina

One time in math class a boy pulled at Endrina's jeans and her scrubbly Arabian Cactus was exposed.

by LexTheBex December 9, 2008

toss the cactus

licking the ass of a very hairy person, or licking the ass of a black person because of the wiry hairs.

I was tossin that nigga's cactus and I sliced my damn tongue into ribbons.
I aint gunna toss the cactus on that bitch ass nigga again

by Joe Clabough October 24, 2008

Cactus Thing

Another name use for the pokemon Cacnea. Indicates respect.

All hail Cactus Thing.

by The Cactus Thing Fan Club December 10, 2004

Cactus Grease

When cum is sploogin out of a girl's vagina, like a cactus splooges out of it's little hole.

My dick grew twice the size when I saw that cactus grease.

by Scruff Muff McGruff October 27, 2011

Cactus Whip

To slap somebody with a cactus. Because the cactus spines have a toxin in them, doing this enough will have the victim puking. Can also be done by curb-stomping their face/body into a cactus. May be used alongside a Mexican Tattoo

I'm gonna drive that bastard out into the desert and cactus whip him till he takes back what he said.

by Rusty Unycorn June 29, 2011

cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.

Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."

by Experto May 19, 2011