Clipple

A game, the object of which is to affix a bulldog clip to the nipple of your opponent. Can be played by both men and women, and mixed competitions are not unheard of.

Katharine's inverted nipples disqualify her from playing clipple.

by SoManyTooMuchInformations April 10, 2012

Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

Crippie

A physically handicapped hippie

That crippie’s chair is really squeaky, I don’ t think he has oiled his wheels since Woodstock.

by DopeyBoyRon May 11, 2018

Crippling-Oppression

This is what feminists think they have.

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.

by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018

Cropple

Cropple is when a tent doesn't fully support its own roof, but you may still sleep comfortably

My tent just had a cropple

by r0nd0mb0r3dgu7 June 30, 2018

Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

Whisp crippet

when you see an insect and you don’t know what it is

“Jesus suffering fuck what is that weird looking bug John”
“Don’t know Steve proper big whisp crippet”

by Jxactn July 13, 2018