Crippled

eve when she only had one bone

EVE IS CRIPPLED

by crippledlol January 5, 2019

Nathan Crippled

he is an orange human being that looks like a dr seuss character and is crippled

You can suck my dick, and then i'll call you nathan crippled

by imgay_101 January 13, 2020

crippling nippling

This term is most commonly used to describe someone who has crippled to the...

Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"

by Goingthroughmyfearlessera December 16, 2021

Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.

Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull

by Welshytom June 12, 2020

Crippled stoner

A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.

Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.

by Shortstuff419 January 12, 2023

Cripple 07

When someone breaks a leg or ankle in a retarted way

Dude she was texting and walking and broke her ankle in a pothole she's a cripple 07

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

crippled nipples

the double d's become slightly lower than usual. like grandma's.

she's got some crippled nipples

by mitchell n tyre January 19, 2023