Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Blowing the cartridge

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.

Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

by The Nicholas and the Cage December 29, 2016

Broing Down

Chilling with some bros and just having a good time; usually before an event or occasion

Broing down tonight would be sick, since we leave for our vacation tomorrow.

by brockison September 5, 2017

Brodinger's Cunt

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.

I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.

by TheeSpanishJ March 3, 2018

Broing Clouds

When two douchebags try to outvape each other.

God, Tony-G is such a douche. Did you see him broing clouds in that guys face during the cloud competition?

by Pythous June 12, 2018

browning the crust

Holding in a poop steadily at the rim of the anus.

I hope this meeting doesn't last long, I'm already browning the crust.

by Poop Dawg 69 February 14, 2019

Brewing

As originally coined by Adam Carolla on the Loveline radio show then later in his podcast, "Brewing" is the act of pinching the head of your penis and starting your urine stream. Continue to hold the head closed while pressure builds up in the urethra (the brewing), then release the head to shoot urine with great force and distance. As Adam's stories go, he and his jack-off buddies used to go into the boys bathroom in high school and if there was someone in one of the stalls, they would go into the stall next to it, brew, then shoot their stream over the partition and land it on the unsuspecting victim.

Ray saw a freshman go into the stall, and as per usual brewing claimed another victim.

by Erinjb May 24, 2020