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deaf breath

When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.
Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.
by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013
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Locomotive breath

The stank of a chicks breath after she has had a train ran on her. Made famous by Jethro Tull
After the football team was done with Cindy I went in for a romantic kiss and she had a rank case of locomotive breath.
by Zulu Gulu June 8, 2011
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lamb's breath

i smoked a bowl of that lamb's breath and i think i died and went to heaven.
by Mike Dexter July 18, 2006
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kick breath

bad breath that can kick you to sleep.
a. It can cause serious lung damage if exposed to long.
b. Head trauma or nausea is also a side affect.
Soldier: Sir, we're losing we need to release the "bomb"
Commander: Ok soldier, everybody put on your gas mask, release the beast!
Soldier: yes sir, let the bitch go, this is a sure victory now.
Commander: I just hope no civilians get harmed.
by Juice Pimp June 21, 2004
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Fish breathing

Fish breathing is medical slang for a sign of acute respiratory distress when a person gulps in air through his mouth in an attempt to breathe. It's so called because the opening and closing of the mouth resembles a fish periodically sucking in water. It usually means that something in the respiratory tract or the heart has gone horribly wrong (i.e. gunshot wound, multiple organ failure, pneumonia).
"The patient was fish breathing when we found him, he turned out to have a GSW to the left chest with hemothorax. We drained out all the blood and sewed him back up but the injury went septic and he died the following morning."
by Woolie Wool August 29, 2013
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oat breath

When she sucksyour dick, and still has the breath after
Man, that was great, but I still have the oat breath.
by Spasticunicorn November 23, 2016
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lazer breath

When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.
While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.
by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016
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