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pathetic boomerang

A man that’s a pathetic loser that always comes back.
omg i hate him he’s such a pathetic boomerang.

throw the boomerang 

Performing an abortion to yourself with a metal hanger
-OHMYGOSH Becky you are pregnant again. Better throw the boomerang before the 8th month

The Brady Bartley boomerang 

After beating the pussy up like it offended you, blow enough cocain or hard drug in a womans ass so she develops a healthy drug addiction so she comes back hours later after you throw her out of the trap.
Dave come get your wife. I gave her The Brady Bartley Boomerang and shes at my door

Bouncing Like A Boomerang 

A Person Jumps So Much They Look Like A Boomerang

Bum Blanched Boomerang 

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner
Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.

The Sony Playstation 3 Boomerang Controller Is A TrackPad For A Compass

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The Sony Playstation 3 Boomerang Controller Is A TrackPad For A Compass