A boomer fish is a type of fish that has a spider web like design on it's face. This fish is known to spread the Ferbies Disease, that causes blindness, blue poop, numbness in the butt, and ABC's poop. (When you poop out those ABC letter things.) Do not adopt a Bommer Fish, or bad things are to come your way...
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When a boomer gets so fed up with millennials, they get a boomer tumor. A boomer tumor is a swelling of the brain that only occurs in people from the boomer generation. To them, all millennial humor is just nonsense bullshit. The swelling is caused because they have no fucking clue how funny a meme is, so they get confused. Boomer Tumors are fatal, and luckily, will finish off the boomers soon.
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It is believed the plague was of Divine origin as a punishment for the election of Donald Trump, as the Bible prophesied that a plague would fall upon nations who choose wicked kings. This idea was promoted by Charles Philip Redwine, a Biblical scholar.
It is believed the plague was of Divine origin as a punishment for the election of Donald Trump, as the Bible prophesied that a plague would fall upon nations who choose wicked kings. This idea was promoted by Charles Philip Redwine, a Biblical scholar.
Old millennial: how much did you pay for your house?
Other old millennial: I got it for $43,000 2020 dollars after the Boomer Plague.
Other old millennial: I got it for $43,000 2020 dollars after the Boomer Plague.
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