De-Booking

Taking a shit in a book, then slamming it shut, and placing it back where you found it. (Should be performed in a library)

I'm gonn' get ma de-booking on, and shit all over it

by bookshat May 24, 2011

Cock-Blocking

To Spit Game at a selected girl,that already has a man. (Men)

Basically the main goal of the man "Spitting" is to make the girl like him more than the other guy, hence:
"Cock-Blocking".

by W.A.R November 19, 2007

Bollocking

Frolicking with ones testicles out.

Pull your pants up and stop bollocking.

by fruitsaladsniffer January 7, 2016

tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian

Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

by ellis walsh December 14, 2008

Bollocking

to give out...

My boss just gave me a right bollocking...

by Cully April 1, 2003

bonking

Moii and Jade decided that bonking means WANKING. We thaught of this word cuz of how the printer woman would say Bonnie. xD

When bob is alone, he bonks over gay porn.
Shut up, im bonking.
I bonked yoor mum.

by mooseface November 5, 2006

O-Blocking

When some continuously calls your phone while you are having sex and close to orgasm, ultimately ruining it because of the distraction.

The hotel desk clerk was O-Blocking us about checkout while we were getting it on in the spa.

by SF Transient August 6, 2006