He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison
by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.
“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
by paeu January 31, 2020

Nipple bonking is what happens during sex if people's nipples touch, rub, or generally bonk into each other.
by Finslayyy February 14, 2024

An exclamation of superiority in battle. It is usually spoken upon impact, when the speaker's weapon, preferably a baseball bat, makes contact with it's target.
by XersuiluB November 25, 2019

Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.
by thesweggerman2.0 June 9, 2018

"Bonks" are powerful smacks of customer driven engagement and next-level interactivity experience. You might think of it like the moguls to make next direction turns on a ski slope or the bonk experience in the classic wac-o-mole game. "Bonks" are open interactive touchable layers through Mogul’s patented over the top platform technology. Shopping carts, product links, seek links, surveys, polling, mogul.live
The bonks on that influencer's Mogul video are freakin' awesome! I bet she made over a million dollars on just that sexy lip product, for real.
by akatheprofessor June 2, 2022
