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Aggravating Blow Job Dorito 

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
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National Blow Job Day 

On May 10th every girl has to walk up to a boy single or taken and rip there pants down and give them a good old fashioned blow job
It's national blow job day yay!

Tecumseh blow job 

Hand job with bacon grease
She thought his coaching skills were amazing and gave him a Tecumseh blow job to show her gratitude.
Tecumseh blow job by Bibblemac December 21, 2014

Mexican blow job 

When you put hot sauce (salsa) around your dick and a girl wearing a sombrero sucks it
Dude! I got a Mexican blow job last night! I still haven't recovered!
Mexican blow job by MC MACHONACHO December 13, 2016

American Blow job 

(V) to perform deep oral sex on a man so that you vomit on their genitalia.
"I flew all the way to Italy and gave the most amazing American blow job, he was such a good sport about it. "

" That girl Danielle gives a wicked American blow job"
American Blow job by Dnskknbsvh January 5, 2017

Death Row Blow Job 

I’m gonna give you a death row blow job like it’s my last meal

Super Blow Job 

when a man is extremely desperate for a satisfying, yet quick release (and doesnt care who or what spawns said release) sneaks into a seaworld or other world of water that contains dolphins, and stealthly inserts his penis into the blowhole of one of the dolphins as it is topside to breathe out. The extreme gust of air mixed with the salty water will give an exhilerating and pleasurable experience.
Dudee, i nutted all over Flippers face at seaworld last night after my super blow job!!
Super Blow Job by Alex Willy October 27, 2008