Blago

To be offered a trade of something of value for the enrichment of the sleaze-ball making the trade. In honor of our wonderful Governor Blagojevich.

John pulled a blago on me: he offered to give me his grandfather's priceless Stradivarius for two tickets to the ball game.

by David Edelstein December 18, 2008

Blag

One who attention whores their pictures on facebook groups.

Hoping to score lots of comments from the opposite sex. In the comment boxes below their picture. Helping them to increase their self esteem and hopefully lead to dirty dry humping cyber sex.

Lowest form of Facebook member.

Added January 29 - Comment -

Micky Tyan at 3:14am February 10
you are a very hot milf xx

Jess Torgerson at 4:07am February 10
milf or not.........just a fine lookin woman!

Ricky Foxwell at 11:59am February 10
Oh FFS you're a blag have some fucking decency.

by Rick Foxwell February 14, 2009

Beagles

noun \’bee-gullz\: a. The howling sound one’s gut makes after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food. Usually occurs at the most inopportune moments (in business meetings, during pillow talk, in church or temple … etc) Named for the similarity to the sound that a pack of overly excited hunting beagles make.

The term is derived from 30 Rock season 4 episode 3 when Liz and Jack are trying to check into a Georgia hotel after eating a burrito, and the clerk questions whether they are trying to smuggle beagles into the room.

Q: Dude what the heck was that sound in the weekly sales meeting?

A: I would recommend you stay far away from the first floor men’s room, I have the worst case of rampaging beagles.

by Cheezypoofs March 5, 2013

Blaggin

A term used to describe a guy who is engaged in conversation and flirtacious behaviour with a girl he fancies.

Mike: "Hey Bob, did you see Jay and Nicola at lunch?

Bob: "No, why?

Mike: "Ohhh, lad, Jay was blaggin for sure"

by Doodleluspippus December 6, 2010

Blag

A word used to express annoyance at a situation or act.

Steve: Hey, wanna go to the chip shop?
James: Mate! The chip shop is a trek! Blag...

"Urgh, the next bus isn't for an hour! Blag."

by koalafacey August 30, 2012

Bláge

A word you can substitute for names of things you do not know. Most useful if you are pointing at the object you desire.

"I'll have a latte and a the bláge thanks"

by Dannii Minogue March 15, 2017

Blaggering

The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.

Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.

by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022