College Biscuit

When a group of fraternity inductees circle around a biscuit and the last one to ejaculate on it must eat it to join the frat.

The Donald loves eating college biscuits.

by P. P. October 19, 2016

yard biscuit

Yard biscuit- a rock (n.)

typically any normal "chucking" sized rock found in the yard. Helps to remove unwanted folk from around your damn house. Yard biscuits can be found in every yard in America.

"Get the fuck outta hea!"..

"Stop spinning those tires! You're throwing YARD BISCUITS!"

by goferitgirl December 19, 2016

Pissed the biscuit

Fucked shit up. "Screwed the pooch." Epically failed.

I dropped my ecig and it busted into pieces. I really pissed the biscuit.

by Katie Foreal February 19, 2017

petite biscuit

Something with such true beauty that it is not yet ready for the human vision.

"That video was..."
"petite biscuit?"
"Yea"

by IAmSmolFandoms September 11, 2016

bitter biscuits

very upset, mad, angry.

He's bitter biscuits, he just lost his ipod.

Steal her socks, she'll be bitter biscuits when she wakes up.

by MoJo10 March 27, 2011

can of biscuits

When a girl looks good. until you break the seal on her clothes and the fat comes out like a can of biscuit dough.

that girl is thick! but you know she is a can on biscuits. ex. 2 that girl looked great! until she started to undress and it was like a can of biscuits.

by cookie137 August 14, 2011

rape biscuit

Confectionaries that are handed out mid-rape by a person or persons who are engaging in non-mutual sexual intercourse.

Oi. Stop moving or you won't get a rape biscuit.

by bananashark May 29, 2010