bideo

One of those homemade videos that dumbass girls send to their boyfriends. The videos are subsequently distributed to friends, classmates, and pretty much the entire fucking world, stupid girls.

Ashley sent a bideo to her boyfriend and by sunrise the next day the entire town knew what she could do with a zucchini.

by basque! October 6, 2009

bidenomics

In order to practice Bidenomics you must take a thriving United States economy and turn it to complete shit with job killing regulations, higher taxes and general Democrat slapdickery.

Johnny: Have you seen whats going on in Venezuela? It's a complete shithole! People are starving and eating their fucking pets! It's a disaster!

Dave: Yeah man, that's Bidenomics for ya! If destroying nations is your thing then Bidenomics is the way to go

by geederd November 28, 2020

Bidenese

A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.

Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese!

by Icy Wyte July 5, 2022

Bidenese

A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.

Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese, and I don't speak retard either!

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Bidenese

Comments delivered by American politician Joe Biden that make little sense and are usually inaccurate or make no sense.

It’s Bidenese that 200 million people have died from COVID

It’s Bidenese to include the words “for real” in the pledge of allegiance.

by No double standards September 22, 2020

Bidenese

Nonsensical blabbering, usually coupled with tall tales and fake memories, racist jokes, and bad geography.

All three people in the audience were completely confused by the speaker's loud overuse of Bidenese.

by dijon35 November 2, 2020

Bidenese

The word vomit that is consistently spoken by the 46th President of the United States, Joesph R. Biden

Biden really spoke some Bidenese last night. Who knows what it meant.

by roman8447 January 14, 2023