Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

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Fence Bender

Somebody who photoshops photos of themselves on social media. Originates from the fence in the background being twisted out of proportion usually due to someone's ass in the way.

"Did you see Jamie's newest Instagram post. She is a total fence bender."

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Phlem bender

The act of sniffing so hard in which you bring not only the snot from your sinuses. But also the pure phlem of your lungs. You will be able to taste it for weeks if done right.

Friend- *Intensely snorts/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear your phlem bender potential in that one

by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019

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dave bender

Name definition made up by combing the definitions of "dave"&"Bender"

Guy1:there is a homosexual male on my block who always has a bender Guy2:lol,he's a dave bender. a homosexual crackhead

by Random_name_definitions16 June 20, 2009

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Phlem Bender

The act of intense snort/sniffling so hard in which not only the mucus from your sinuses but the phlem all the way from the core of your lungs. Done correctly, and you will taste it for weeks.

Friend- *Intensely snort/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear the Phlem Bender potential in that one

by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019

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