Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.

Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.

by silversoul94 December 8, 2019

Tapioca River

The cum of no less than 6 men dripping from a woman's vagina.

--Dude, that chick just got fucked by 6 guys!

--I know right, look at that tapioca river flowing out of her pussy!

by dagider September 13, 2010

river folk

a lost soul, whom dwells near rivers/lakes. These mythical persons created out of the sledge of the saginaw river have grown in numbers the past decades. they are harmless, often have a strange odor to them, and wild beast-like hair.

Ahhhh, I'm sure that river folk could point me to the nearest river!

by 12121212113 August 22, 2010

river wang

When your penis shrinks due to cold temperature

Dang , I'm rocking river wang

by Jakko snappu June 6, 2016

river oaks

the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.

-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."

-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"

Houston>Dallas

by pipingrockforlife August 5, 2009

Persian River

The gap between a woman's legs, usually seen when standing.

Rick: Look at that empty space between Mary's thighs, that's so damn sexy.
Tim: Mhmm, I'd sail that Persian River any day!

by Parmeleon Smooth January 18, 2012

river horsing

When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.

lol check that fat kid river horsing up into the back of that pickup truck!

by kismet & zee April 14, 2009