buttery biscuit base 

A base that defies knowledge, but it needs to be a little bit deeper. It needs a little more oomph.

I like the base, base, base, base, I like the buttery biscuit base.

buttery biscuit base by jabba27 July 4, 2011

buttery lindgren 

a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping.

a very relieving poop.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever"
Dude 2: "We're out of toilet paper though, man"
Dude 1: "That's okay it was a buttery lindgren"

buttery lindgren by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2008

Buttery Washburn 

When you rub peanut butter on a girls snatch and call the dog in to clean it up.

Heath gave her a Buttery Washburn before laying the pipe.

Buttery Washburn by DingDongDiggle April 9, 2021

Booty batter

A bowel movement with the consistency of a chocolate Mister Softee ice cream cone.

It took nearly a whole roll of Charmin to address my booty batter in the restroom; must have been the clams casino and pesto.

Booty batter by ssCape August 7, 2013

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

Buttery Jumper 

1) A 'buttery jumper' is slang for a homosexual male, originating in southern Birmingham - it is not in heavy mainstream use, but is rising in popularity.

2) When one simply makes a toastal mistake, rendering one's jumper slightly covered in butter or margarine.

"You see that guy, James, he has a 'buttery jumper'"

Buttery Jumper by Jim Ratcliffe November 17, 2007

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003