The end of days, post apocalypse, the last Apodaca emerges from hiding, patiently awaiting the right moment where all doucebags, scumbags, and the worthless are at their weakest. In the beginning, if God created light, then in the end, I will create darkness.
by TrentsXWife March 18, 2011
Get the Apodacalypse mug.A movie that reinforces the point that Mel Gibson is a nut who craves human blood. Features include a baby getting dashed against the ground till its neck breaks, a man's father getting his throat cut by the ruthless savages quite audibly (you can hear the cartilage) in front of him while visible spurts of blood run down his shirtless chest, a native person coated in mud, and the sacrifices, three sacrifices I could count watching it in fast-forward mode. The victims are rubbed down with a blue paint, then slaughtered. That's three realistic looking human hearts exposed to daylight and drenched in gorgeous crimson blood. It's too bad the native doesn't take a huge bite out of the cardiac muscle--but you can't win 'em all. At least twice the head is chopped off (kinda hard to see) and it's quite visible that the Homo Sapien head is thrown down the pyramid staircase and caught in a basket. The headless corpse is then thrown down the stairs later.
That throat cutting scene in apocalypto is the most realistic gashing of the human neck you will see outside of Al-Quaeda.
The ratings philistines probably denied Mel Gibson an extra scene in apocalypto where someone eats the flesh off a living human using a knife so that the last thing the victim saw as he died was his own kind eating his raw muscle tissue.
Apocalypto's sacrifice mode suffers from the Hide Your Children trope. The aztecs, Incans, and Mayans all sacrificed young children occasionally before the tribes were conquered.
The ratings philistines probably denied Mel Gibson an extra scene in apocalypto where someone eats the flesh off a living human using a knife so that the last thing the victim saw as he died was his own kind eating his raw muscle tissue.
Apocalypto's sacrifice mode suffers from the Hide Your Children trope. The aztecs, Incans, and Mayans all sacrificed young children occasionally before the tribes were conquered.
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When your iPod / MP3 player suddenly and unexpectedly wipes out all your music, causing fear, panic, and usually mass amounts of illegal downloading to replace the lost songs.
"Oh man, I just had an iPocalypse! I lost like 4000 songs!"
"Ian had an iPocalypse and now has to re-download all his music from torrent sites."
"Ian had an iPocalypse and now has to re-download all his music from torrent sites."
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by hellobrian October 30, 2008
Get the Post-Apocalyptic Currency mug.When you treat the relationship between your girlfriend wayyy to seriously, and your friends genuinely think you have a death pact if she ever leaves you.
Nick: 'Who's that chick Charlie's with?'
Ash: 'She's the girl he's been apocalypsing about since he met her the other week'
Nick: 'Fucking simp.'
Ash: 'She's the girl he's been apocalypsing about since he met her the other week'
Nick: 'Fucking simp.'
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"The infamy will continue, the list will grow. That much is certain. Beware, so you do not fall victim to the next Ampocalypse!"
"The infamy will continue, the list will grow. That much is certain. Beware, so you do not fall victim to the next Ampocalypse!"
Exiting your client while tanking a spawn with hundreds of millions of ISK worth of mining barges in an asteroid belt, while bluntly remarking on TeamSpeak, "I turned off my tank."
Sending a mass mail with your mate's login info to the entire corp instead of to yourself.
Putting up a sell order in a market hub of 100 million worth of megacyte for 10 million.
Popping a mate's brand new Crow (a ship) in your Claw because you didn't turn your autocannons off in time.
Word use: "Ampocalypse now." "Tristan, does that qualify as an Ampocalypse?"
Sending a mass mail with your mate's login info to the entire corp instead of to yourself.
Putting up a sell order in a market hub of 100 million worth of megacyte for 10 million.
Popping a mate's brand new Crow (a ship) in your Claw because you didn't turn your autocannons off in time.
Word use: "Ampocalypse now." "Tristan, does that qualify as an Ampocalypse?"
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