chump change

The point about chump change, in the sense of money, is that the amount varies with the context. For the divorced papa paying child support, a job that pays $9 an hour offers chump change. For the 50-year-old laid off after 20 years' service, a severance package of $200,000 is chump change. What would count as chump change Cf. rounding off money.

I work 20 years for chump change and what do I get when I leave? Chump change.

by Buce October 1, 2005

Pocket Change

Money that you spend on anything. Balling out money, money you spend on anything not worrying bout what nothing els.

" don't buy them shoes you, you got bills to pay"

" Chill it's pocket change, I'll make it right back"

by 410_Marty August 11, 2017

Tire Change

Requesting a condom change between taking it in the ass and giving a blow job. The phrase originated from the slang term, "rubber" which refers to a condom.

While Bernie was well known for his sexual exploration he did have some standards. Anyone going ATM was going to have to do a tire change.

by Rad0 June 30, 2017

retard change

When a person or vending machine gives you change from a purchase, or breaks a larger currency denomination into smaller denominations and the resulting change is unusual, inconvenient, and/or frustrating.

“I put a five in the soda machine and it gave me back 30 dimes, 7 nickels, and 55 pennies! Now I have to walk around with a fifty pound pocket of retard change!”

“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”

by romeojul November 26, 2007

gang of change

A whole lot of change

That bitch had a gang of change!!

by Mike Prentice July 27, 2006

Change Goblin

A generally violent and egotistical person who always has change.

Hey Change Goblin! Hook me up on some of them Washingtons!

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Change Darrens

To make a huge change or alteration and not address it in any way. Inspired by the 60's TV show "Bewitched", where the actor playing Darren was suddenly replaced without any explanation, Dick Sargent for Dick York.

"Dude, you showed up with that new girl after being married for 15 years; I had to keep a straight face despite the fact that you totally Changed Darrens!"

by Roland D. Lebay September 14, 2005