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Alyssa

She is the most wicked awesome girl you'll ever meet. Her enneagram number is 3 for sure. Her lookalike animal is a panda, and she loves climbing trees. She is a true Gryffindor.

Alyssa, I love you! You are the greatest.

Love, your friend Maggles
"Alyssa, Alyssa. Why you eating those branches? You panda."
by BarfKnuckles February 20, 2021
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A very nice, intelligent, and cute girl, that is very well structured and has two feet in front of her. She’s one of the only girls you’ll need on the planet, as she is always kind and gentle. She never really knows what boy is right for her and she always has boys trailing her trying to break her heart.
1st dude, “Is that an Alyssa?” 2nd dude “I bet it is, look at her confidence” 1st dude *faints*
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wow shes so short! must be an alyssa
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Name a girl who is a hoe Alyssa
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Wow Alyssa is such a bitch
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Alyssa is a dreamy yet down to earth girl. You'd think that's impossible, but that's what she is.

Alyssa is the girl you'd want to be your best friend. She's outgoing and funny, and she always puts others first. When she wants something, she never says it. She either buys it for herself, or lives with out it. She's always modest and she's willing to do anything you ask of her.

Alyssa is the most beautiful girl, she has the grace of an angel and she almost seems like one herself. She is sometimes mystical and almost like a legend. She is a great listener and will always be there for you.

Cherish her if you have one.
"She's like an angel!"

"Yep that's Alyssa for you!"
by ShootHoops19 March 18, 2020
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The most stylish girl out there but somehow she doesn’t get noticed enough. She is the funniest person ever. And people will fall in love with her right away. She is smart and creative. Alyssa will never leave you side no matter what the circumstances are. The only reason she would leave you is if you become fake. It’s not easy to get on her bad side though so don’t worry give your local Alyssa a shot, she’s too funny for this world 😂
I was talking to your friend the other day, I forgot her name but she was so funny

Oh you must be talking about Alyssa
by Do.U.Know.De.Way June 20, 2018
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