When having a cell phone conversation the person on the other end of the call says y'all (alternatively spelled as yall) every few words in a desperate attempt to sound southern when in actuality they are from somewhere like New York. For people who say y'all naturally (i.e. real southerners), this is a painful conversation.
It is important to note that this particular "y'all" is obviously fake and can be distinguished by such characteristics as a noticeable pause between the "y" and the "all" because the poser cannot even grasp the basic pronunciation of the word, and by their grammatically incorrect use of it to refer to only one person, when in fact y'all is one of the contracted forms of the second person plural "you all."
It is important to note that this particular "y'all" is obviously fake and can be distinguished by such characteristics as a noticeable pause between the "y" and the "all" because the poser cannot even grasp the basic pronunciation of the word, and by their grammatically incorrect use of it to refer to only one person, when in fact y'all is one of the contracted forms of the second person plural "you all."
(On cell phones.)
Poser: Hey Y'ALL, how are Y'ALL doing? Y'ALL, I was just calling to tell Y'ALL that I wanted Y'ALL to do me a favor. Could Y'ALL... (it can go on forever!)
Poser's Dad: What the hell? You're from New York. Stop y'alling, you poser! *Hangs up in frustration.*
Poser: Hey Y'ALL, how are Y'ALL doing? Y'ALL, I was just calling to tell Y'ALL that I wanted Y'ALL to do me a favor. Could Y'ALL... (it can go on forever!)
Poser's Dad: What the hell? You're from New York. Stop y'alling, you poser! *Hangs up in frustration.*
by Oh my gosh, it's Bran! January 10, 2009
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An ephemeral place or state of mind; a place of nirvana; an escape from the realisms in the world. It was created by The Libertines.
An ephemeral place or state of mind; a place of nirvana; an escape from the realisms in the world. It was created by The Libertines.
Down in Albion
They’re black and blue
But we don’t talk about that
Are you from round here?
How do you do
I’d like to talk about that
-Albion, The Libertines
They’re black and blue
But we don’t talk about that
Are you from round here?
How do you do
I’d like to talk about that
-Albion, The Libertines
by jes-s August 10, 2006
Get the albion mug.The most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. The ones with blue eyes are the best. She can steal any guys heart, simply by smiling. She is very athletic and will take you in any challenge. She can be nice and caring, but if you mess with her friends you'll wish you didn't. Once your on her bad side it's hard to get back on her good side. If you really get to know her, you won't be able to imagine life without her. She's got a killer sense of humor and can take a joke... unlike some. But she has a smile that'll make your jaw drop.
Guy 1: Whose that girl over there with the amazing smile?
Guy 2: That's Allison
Guy 3: I think I'm gonna ask her out...
Guy 2: Goodluck , she already turned down the whole basketball team and football team
Guy 3: Omg
Guy 2: That's Allison
Guy 3: I think I'm gonna ask her out...
Guy 2: Goodluck , she already turned down the whole basketball team and football team
Guy 3: Omg
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Girl#1 omg I hate Allison
Girl#2 yea she’s so annoying
Girl walking by: wow why do people hate her she is amazing and gorgeous.
Walks up to the mean girl... : get to know Allison before u talk abt her Bitchs
Girl#2 yea she’s so annoying
Girl walking by: wow why do people hate her she is amazing and gorgeous.
Walks up to the mean girl... : get to know Allison before u talk abt her Bitchs
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I LOVE YOU ALLISON!!!
by Bester Bitch April 20, 2019
Get the Allison mug.A shit hole liberal arts college in the middle of nowhere Michigan aka Albion. The surrounding city is a ghetto. The school itself is full of drunk pot heads who think they're the shit cause mom and pop foot the bill for everything, including their half-assed Albion "education". You literally pay for your degree at this "liberal arts college". The administration wants to beef up the sports program, but fails to remind themselves that they're a division 3 school. The majority of the students (besides being white) are from Grosse Pointe, MI...and it shows.
And always remember when choosing a frat for a party: No Delt after dark!
And always remember when choosing a frat for a party: No Delt after dark!
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