alfie kingsman

a sexy man with a large erect penis

hey alfie kingsman is a nice guy

by hdkdldofjnfncncncnf January 1, 2023

Alfie Chalmers

A person with a stupendous dumptruck and astronomical rizz

Look its Alfie Chalmers, he's so sexy

by Floppy404 March 27, 2023

Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

alfie trinder

An incredibly sexy man who all the lady’s love

Wow he’s a real Alfie Trinder

by Unknownuser69420 July 21, 2021

Alfy

Alfy is a BIG guy with a MONSTER GYAT and humongous breast

Alfy❤, he is so CUTE 😍💋 and he is a REAL Gyat MONSTER👀🥵🤤!!!

by Homer Uchiha December 4, 2024

Alfie

Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)

Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”

“Okay neek.”

by Not a neek November 14, 2020

Alfie

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.

"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."

by Beaztly July 5, 2021