by Alfjejfdjdjjfjdjed July 24, 2020

Alfie Hatton is the kind of guy all girls like. He may seem energetic and funny, but as soon as he's in a relationship he breaks down and only cares fro that person.
by Lucy Warren December 13, 2016

Girl 1 'Did u hear what alfie did?'
Girl 2 ' Yea he was rude to his freind then touched his freinds dick'
Girl 2 ' Yea he was rude to his freind then touched his freinds dick'
by alfiehater101 July 30, 2022

by Alfie Glenn November 24, 2019

An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it
The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
Friend: that spider is very small
Alfie: yes like my cock
Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up
Alfie: yes like my cock
Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up
by Viperanusball November 25, 2021

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.
Alfie is gay.
by Bumbumosbfwkd July 29, 2021

Alfie is gangster and will roll anyone. He is mostly a short person but he has a massive egg plant and he is very good looking. Also very funny.
by elfdoog November 22, 2021
