Kirsten started whining, so I removed my shaft from her posterior and gave her a dirty sanchez.
She squeeled, so I said "CUNT"
and made an abe lincoln on her chin.
Grabbed my camera and took a picture of that perfect "Abe Sanchez"
She squeeled, so I said "CUNT"
and made an abe lincoln on her chin.
Grabbed my camera and took a picture of that perfect "Abe Sanchez"
by STORer January 3, 2009

That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.
by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Abs that attract the ladies.
by The Frank July 21, 2009

A common term used by overweight individuals to explain that the large amount of fatty tissue that has surrounded their abdominal region is actually a combination of all the abdominal muscles into one large muscular mass.
by dixie run March 22, 2011

"I got my meat beaten in my basement last night and I'm still scratching off this nasty ab dandruff."
by SemenLizard September 30, 2014

by PKMUTHA January 28, 2010

by brentgar March 24, 2013
