Comedy Attack

When somebody has too much to drink, and as a result has a seizure of comedy. This often involves acts of stupidity or danger which the person will believe to be hilarious.

"You win this time Maiden..." said Chris.
"He's having another Comedy Attack again isn't he?" replied Charlotte.

by Stanners03 November 19, 2011

Attack on Titan

the show that kills off your favorite characters while leaving you in despair

literally the whole AoT fandom: don't kill off *name of favorite Attack on Titan character*
Hajime Isayama: huh what’s that? kill off *name of favorite Attack on Titan character*?

the whole AoT fandom: what no-
Hajime Isayama: huh was that a yes?

by akaashit March 26, 2021

counter attack

To take part of what someone says and use it in what you say back to that someone.

SIR: I don't want this in my mouth.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.

by spel itt rite April 13, 2006

Anal Attacker

A term used to describe a person giving anal sex. Usually used as a term towards gay men, but can also be used as a term used towards someone that loves anal sex.

"Paul over there is an Anal Attacker because he loves giving it to men in the bum. "

by Sweet330 August 14, 2009

ADD attack

When someone is talking and all of a sudden they start talking about something else, numerous times. It's really annoying. This person doesn't necessarily have to be diagnosed with ADD, it was just a one-time thing.

Theo: We need to invent a word.
Emily: k.
Theo: Let's go outside. Oh man can we play the Sims? -picks up a nail file- I have one of these!
Emily: T_T
Theo: I just had like, an ADD attack.
Emily: Let's define that.

by coochiecoochiecoochie346 July 29, 2009

Wank Attack

The sudden panic experienced when masterbating and suddenly you hear footsteps nearby or a door opening, or some other indication that you aren't alone. Usually preceded by immediate zipping, minimising, muting and concealing of tissues.

Dude, I had a total wank attack yesterday, I coulda sworn I heard someone coming up the stairs but it was just tiddles, stupid cat.

by Crazy Tosh May 13, 2010

personal attack

a logical fallacy that demeans your opponent instead of refuting their argument.

"You shouldn't vote for Bill for student-body president because he got some random chick pregnant. What would he know what's good for the school?"

The person made a personal attack on Bill in order to give him a bad image so that he/she has a better chance at winning.

by Anime Nerd December 17, 2008