by taimaishoo August 3, 2011
Get the Jonathanmug. A big-eared deadbeat Dad that has a tendency to beat on little kids and their mother, and in his spare time enjoys jerking off into his dirty socks. The skinny loser still lives with his parents in the same small town that he grew up in and is a clepto as well as a pathalogical liar.
I hung out with Jonathan the other nite and he got shitfaced after riding around in his purple van all night then after we got home he asked me to stick some little white hook up his ass! wtf?
Man, what a fag!
Man, what a fag!
by LUDA85 June 30, 2009
Get the Jonathanmug. hey Jonathan how are you?
by jonathan 32 May 14, 2018
Get the jonathanmug. The gayest guy in the world will suck your dick for free. He is also very stupid can't speak English.
by Cuz2ill May 26, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body
by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan can be very shy and quiet at times.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
by Iceicebaby123...123 May 26, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
by Hero_DC March 12, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug.