Jonathan

Dominican male.
Not as cool as Bianca.
Very noob.
Beware.

I sure wish I wasn't so Jonathan at this video game.

by taimaishoo August 3, 2011

Jonathan

A big-eared deadbeat Dad that has a tendency to beat on little kids and their mother, and in his spare time enjoys jerking off into his dirty socks. The skinny loser still lives with his parents in the same small town that he grew up in and is a clepto as well as a pathalogical liar.

I hung out with Jonathan the other nite and he got shitfaced after riding around in his purple van all night then after we got home he asked me to stick some little white hook up his ass! wtf?

Man, what a fag!

by LUDA85 June 30, 2009

jonathan

He is a very dumb, looking Mexican who actually is really smart

hey Jonathan how are you?

by jonathan 32 May 14, 2018

Jonathan

The gayest guy in the world will suck your dick for free. He is also very stupid can't speak English.

Look at that guy sucking a dick , he must be a Jonathan

by Cuz2ill May 26, 2018

Jonathan

A guy who calls take the L the LOOTLAKE LOSER dance

Jonathan: HEY LOOTLAKE LOSERS!
Alexander Hamilton: SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOUR SUCH A JONATHAN!

by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018

Jonathan

Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.

My god, that guy is such a Jonathan!!

by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019

Jonathan

A gay shit who sucks his boyfriends cock so hard

Jonathan can't play that game.

by ydhfjfjd March 5, 2019