The most fat and ugly person ever. He likes Luella and he likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH.
by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024
Get the Jonahmug. The best, silliest guy ever!! best person 2 play regretevator, RMA, and cof with!!!! he's david irl i dont care what anyone says!!1
on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.
and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.
and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
Stay gold, Jonah.
by simonzluv March 10, 2024
Get the Jonahmug. His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.
by Shmuelh16 February 13, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. a funny, kind, considerate, caring, guy who is always there for you, don't promise you won't fall for him, he's amazing, normally with brown or blonde hair, average or short height, and a Sagittarius normally, he is one of the best people on the planet, never lose or let go of him as you will regret it. keep him around as your best friend.
by tulwul November 24, 2021
Get the Jonah Ruisimug. Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He is a ching chong. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH
by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024
Get the Jonahmug. A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.
by NevenMinard October 11, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.
Jonah is a weird guy
by jamison979 May 4, 2022
Get the Jonahmug.