cautionary pad

A cautionary pad is one that you wear when your period is basically over but you're too scared not to wear one in case bloody pussy juice gets all on you

I can't have sex today I need to wear my cautionary pad

by sjcwefcjvneaonvea May 19, 2015

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fat pad

when social distancing and fear bears down on you
-try to establish daily routines. music, workout, get your dose of daylight, write or phone people you care about
-have positive thoughts. your memory can provide you with good times. remember them, your achievements, moments with loved ones. know that this will pass.
-think ahead. make plans, be creative, look forward
I love you.

caught myself despairing. i was like, woa, our fat pad has been our arrogance, we can easily live off that for the next months.

by Krkič March 17, 2020

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Clam pad

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.

Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

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Rage Pad

A place where you and your bros Rage. This place usually holds a refrigerator full of handles and beer along a ping pong table and Xbox if you chose to game and get faded at the same time.

"Hey bro you goin' to that party tomorrow"

"Yea son i heard they have a Rage Pad we can crash at"

by callmebighoss January 6, 2012

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