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pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.
Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?
by PCPuss June 30, 2009
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Pug

A drug, disease infected whore, liars, theif, sneaks into another man's room to have sex while her man is in the other room, has had sex with roadkill, leaves her baby wherever, lazy, loves the subs, tells her man that there is nothing to worry about and sleeps with other men, is a scared blonde who steals tablets and I pods and sentimental love letters, has the ability to snatched up anyone's man and get tit shots for free and trash houses
Man did you see joja she is a Pug.
I felt pug when I slept with george.
by Drinkee, December 31, 2018
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Pug

A dog that is both cute and ugly with a smushed in face and such shitty breathing problems I can’t sleep at night. On top of that they are considered to be on the “retarded” side of the dog spectrum.
Person1: ew what the fuck is that thing

Person2: it’s a pug
by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ March 27, 2024
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PUG

Pickup Group; used commonly in WoW and other MMORPGs. Basically means a group that isn't formed by people you know; instead, it's formed up of random, possible noobs
Jimmy: I've been banging Snek mom's lately, with some dudes. Matt: Who are those guys? Jimmy: don't know I needed more people so pug'd it
by I bang snek's mom June 1, 2018
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PUGGING

the act of taking a poo at the same time as tugging it and wiping with the same paper to clean
DUDE loves PUGGING on the daily basis
Struan had a PUG yesterday
by DUDE 1234 October 1, 2025
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Pug

by anonymous December 24, 2021
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rip me a pug

To ask someone to peel the skin from a sumo mandarin for you.

Variations: to rip a pug, rippin pugs.
"Ya wanna rip me a pug, babe? You know I can't resist the delicious sweetness inside that loosely skinned fruit."

"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."
by fatsmcgee March 4, 2025
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