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Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.
“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”
by Rollo423 October 2, 2022
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Moshe

Moshe is a fucken go getter
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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Moshed away

Getting Moshed away is when you are pulled away from your friends due to the power of a mosh pit at a concert
Guy 1: Ayo bro, that concert was lit, but where the fuck were you?
Guy 2: Sorry bro I got Moshed away
by AnonymousCoolKid69420 July 25, 2021
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Mosh Tail

The act of purposely or accidentally grinding, grabbing ass, or groping in any way at a concert; mainly in the mosh where it is easy to get away with it
Person 1: Dude how was the concert last saturday?

Person 2: It was epic, l was grinding up against this really hot chick

Person 1: Sounds like you got some pretty awesome mosh tail
by Synyster101 June 20, 2011
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Mosh

WE OUT HERE IN THE MOSH
by MOSHQUEEN February 20, 2024
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moshing in mush

When you are in a mosh pit with a poop in your diaper.
I was totally moshing in mush at the Ye concert
by abestmess May 14, 2025
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Cond mosh

Full length - condescending mosher

Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.

This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)

Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.
Did you see that guys extensive Lego collection? what a cond mosh.
by anonymous January 26, 2022
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