A mythically amazing sexual maneuver. The first step is to engage in such violent anal sex that the penis tears through the anus and uterus walls. Now, with part of the penis inside the uterus, the "puncher" proceeds to fist the "punchee" with such force that his hand passes through the cervix and into the uterus. At this point he masturbates himself to climax.
by DMS himself March 6, 2009
Get the Louisiana Ute Punchmug. by bigwheat February 9, 2004
Get the louisiana crab cakemug. This grotesque act takes place when two individuals decide to gorge themselves with insane amounts of flaming hot cajun food. When both parties first discover signs of warning, and are ready to extract all this hot garbage, they arm eachother with straws, maneuver themselves into the 69 position and proceed to insert the straws into eachothers o-ring. As they simultaneously blast out this fire of filth, the two slurp it down like one would devour a triple thick milkshake. DELICIOUS!!!!!
Jacob and his girlfriend are huge fans of fiery hot cajun shrimp gumbo, and both have an insatiable fetish for poo. As kinky as the two are, Jacob suggested they experience the best of both worlds, by performing a Louisiana Lunch Box on eachother.
by chesthairandy September 29, 2009
Get the Louisiana Lunch Boxmug. When You Find A Teddy Bear (Usually A Valentines Day Theme) And Cut A Large Hole In The Rectum Area And Proceed To Fuck It Until All The Cotton Is Soaked In Cum
by Utz Cheese March 30, 2020
Get the Louisiana Steam Boatmug. by robot 123456789 May 14, 2009
Get the Louisiana land minemug. When you take a massive shit, and run out of toilet paper, and out of desperation for a clean ass you utilize the toilet brush for optimal cleaning.
I went to take my usual after coffee shit and some savage left one square of toilet paper. I had to use the Louisiana lint brush to clean up aisle 2.
by Nykimeow August 22, 2016
Get the Louisiana lint brushmug. by Kermit the Capitalist November 29, 2016
Get the Louisiana cream piemug.