A Kiwi

A song typically written & performed by a British closeted gay man.

Harry loves singing a kiwi to make fun of his husband stunts.

by Ailam September 13, 2017

kiwi

kiwi is my savior. i love to eat it when my boyfriend breaks up with me. i was so depressed when my bf broke up with me. so i found a new love. kiwi. it has the best seeds and flavor in the whole world. i love the green and brown. i would die for kiwis 🥝 😍👹😍👹🦋🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶

kiwis are my savior

by yass_queen April 16, 2022

Kiwi

A country so devoted to soccer that all of its economy revolves around it.

That country's is a kiwi

by Sirjacer January 30, 2020

kiwi sakana

Translates to “fish fish” in english, a common insult of the japanese or asian. When someone says this they are calling you annoying or smelly.

Eun: Ah, kiwi sakana!
Manro: Why are you so mean? I didn’t even do anything.

by Words2know July 30, 2018

kiwi land

a place run by a weird person with simp orbiters. bubby and flam are the only cool ones in it and car the most annoying. this is all.

you know that place run by the psychopath?

oh yeah you mean kiwi land?

by TheALoafOfBread January 26, 2022

kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

Kiwi

The cutest dog in existence. Wears a frog hoodie and sleeps in your lap if you are nice with her. Belongs to a girl who also has a frog bucket hat.

N: Is that kiwi in the middle of the street?
A: KIWI COME HERE

by sopadecaracol November 23, 2021