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Zoophile

An individual with the sexual attraction to non-human animals. Important not to be confused with Bestiality. Not everyone with this attraction is doomed to offend, and is not always counted as a disorder!

Attraction≠Action!
A: I identify as a Zoophile. I am attracted to non humans.

B: What, so you rape animals or something?

A: While some of us engage in contact, a very large portion of people with zoophilic thoughts choose NOT to engage in bestiality for ethical purposes! It is simply an attraction, none of which can be changed :)

B: Oh alright. Thanks!
by GoshawkRed July 15, 2022
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Zooping

Zooping is the act in which an individual activly shits themselves while ziplining . The most common form of Zooping is achieved after a long night of drinking without thinking about the fact that you will be hanging on a wire 80 feet in the air flying from tree to tree the next day.
Lady: "Here he comes! He is going fast! What is that brown liquid pouring out of his shorts?"
Man: "Wow, Jason is Zooping all the way across the zipline, he is disgusting"
by Lezteog April 3, 2017
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Zoophile

Zoophile is someone who fucks animals
(Beastiality) or as I call them retarded dickheads
Joe: Did you hear Mike's a zoophile

Steven: wtf let's go beat the shit out of him
Joe: fuck yea
by Fuck zoophiles March 4, 2022
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Zoophile

Zoophiles are an awful humans that have intercourse with animals, Ofcourse animals CAN'T give consent so these zoophiles basically rape animals.
I'm a zoophile becouse i shag dogs
by Pokky August 27, 2022
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Zooport

Name of bhangra/jungle urban genre album from local underground celebrity Snakeappletree influenced by his experiences of living in Newport city south Wales UK.

Not yet commercially available.
"Zooport is jungle."
by snakeappletree January 21, 2012
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Zoosky

A synonym to hot, but only Mr. Zoosk calls you that, OHYABBZ
Mr. Zoosk: Someone thinks you're Zoosky!
by The (Wo)Man ;D October 17, 2008
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zoosh

to wash
C'mon over and help me zoosh the dog, will you?

Hurry up with the washer, I've got to zoosh my undies.
by larrydart April 12, 2009
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