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Priest zoned

The friend zone, only worse. When your girlfriend says that you'd make a good priest. Think of it as a nice way of breaking up but without actually breaking up. While the male is in this state, he is in limbo. No one knows if or when you will get out.
Me: my girlfriend just priest zoned me today...

Friend: damn. That sucks.

Me: no shit Sherlock.
by Latin Rite September 4, 2013
mugGet the Priest zonedmug.

Drop Zone

A place where skydiving is practised. Often abbreviated as DZ.

A drop zone consists usually of aerodrome and airplane maintaining facilities, landing site, manifest, clubhouse and social facilities, parachute packing hall and storage facilities.

Originally a military term for the target area where a paradrop is to be landed.
Tom, are you coming to the drop zone today after the work and do some jumps with me and Sarah? The weather report promises CAVOK until the sunset.
by Susanna Viljanen July 7, 2017
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java zoned

When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.
Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.
by Callacas January 4, 2013
mugGet the java zonedmug.

Pedo zone

a place near New Lanark just off the road and totally private where no matter what time of day you can hear children playing and screaming. During the day also known as the Picnic Zone
Hey Robbie fancy hanging down the Pedo Zone tonight?
by dontletmegetbored October 9, 2009
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Moan Zone

A website which lets you bitch about all your troubles, and everything you just can't stand.
themoanzone.com
I can't stand fat chicks..I'm gonna go to the moan zone.com and bitch about them.
by Xhristy January 6, 2009
mugGet the Moan Zonemug.

Micro Zone

A skiing or snowboarding term used to refer to a small area. This usually includes a terrain feature such as cliff bands, pillow lines or anything that’s worth bragging to your homies about. A micro zone is something that can be sessioned, which would include hiking the zone repeatedly in an attempt to lay down the sickest line or trick.
Suge: Yo hoss that run was sick, what you trying to ride next?
G: Let's take the afternoon and session that little micro zone I found in Mario Land.
Suge: Word
by claiming June 18, 2011
mugGet the Micro Zonemug.

The Unemployment Zone

Any area of your body that is typically not covered by clothing, on which you have tattoos. Applied most commonly to the forearms and hands.
Player 1: Hey bro, how did your job interview go?
Player 2: Boss told me I got the job, but I'll have to cover up my unemployment zone.

Player 1: Dude, I am so pumped! Tomorrow I get sleeved!
Player 2: Does your boss at that law firm know you're about to enter the unemployment zone?
mugGet the The Unemployment Zonemug.

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