No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
Get the Post zip dripmug. The process of stopping while fast-forwarding your DVR through a commercial break in order to to check out a movie trailer or flash of flesh that caught your eye.
Dude 1: Have you seen the new Captain America trailer?
Dude 2: Yeah. I was zip-mining through the commericals on the Daily Show when it flashed by. Backed up and watched the whole thing. Awesome!
Dude 2: Yeah. I was zip-mining through the commericals on the Daily Show when it flashed by. Backed up and watched the whole thing. Awesome!
by Bigger Griff October 31, 2013
Get the zip-miningmug. by Dedwards79 December 29, 2017
Get the Tangy zip from the tipmug. Hot bitch - "Have you heard Zips rap?"
Fat Hoe- "No, whos that?!"
Hot bitch - "OH MY GOD you're missing out!"
Fat Hoe- "No, whos that?!"
Hot bitch - "OH MY GOD you're missing out!"
by Infedel1999 January 13, 2021
Get the Zipsmug. A derogatory term for vietnamese noncombatants. It is actually an acronym Z.I.P. which stands for (Zero Intelligence Personnel).
by T.C. 6050 December 26, 2020
Get the Zipmug. by blonde.babe May 31, 2018
Get the Zip of Zestmug. 
Get the Zipmug.