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Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
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zip-mining

The process of stopping while fast-forwarding your DVR through a commercial break in order to to check out a movie trailer or flash of flesh that caught your eye.
Dude 1: Have you seen the new Captain America trailer?

Dude 2: Yeah. I was zip-mining through the commericals on the Daily Show when it flashed by. Backed up and watched the whole thing. Awesome!
by Bigger Griff October 31, 2013
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Tangy zip from the tip

To urinate in someone's mouth
My wife refused sex so while she was sleeping she got the tangy zip from the tip
by Dedwards79 December 29, 2017
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Zips

Greatest rapper who aint made it yet.
Hot bitch - "Have you heard Zips rap?"

Fat Hoe- "No, whos that?!"
Hot bitch - "OH MY GOD you're missing out!"
by Infedel1999 January 13, 2021
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Zip

A derogatory term for vietnamese noncombatants. It is actually an acronym Z.I.P. which stands for (Zero Intelligence Personnel).
Why are you asking her? She is a zip.
by T.C. 6050 December 26, 2020
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Zip of Zest

Aye fam whatchu sprinklin on the bowl?
Just a zip of zest, man!
by blonde.babe May 31, 2018
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Zip

A retards attempt to make a slur for white people. attempts to be offensive but fails
by goaderty January 29, 2025
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