Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023
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Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
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zipping

to be racist
zipping
by kdkdie July 02, 2022
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Zipping

The same thing as “Dipping” except it starts with a Z. Used when you’re leaving a function and/or situation.
You: “Yo this party is ass
Friend: “Yeah I’m zipping tf out”
by MrSibilia October 19, 2021
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zipping

When you leave one place to go to another place with a different ZIP code. Particularly useful if you want to leave but teleportation is not available.
Yo bro, I'm zipping home...

Dude, he just zipped...
by therealfakereality May 18, 2022
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candy zip

a method of caffeine ingestion that involves mixing raw caffeine powder with a packet of sugar/artificial sweetener
person1: yoo, me and bill are tryna candyflip today, u down?
person2: naahh, i gotta work today. tired af, might candy zip later
by dont use your real name lol April 26, 2023
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Zip Rip

When you zip your jeans and catch your penis hard enough to draw blood.
I had to see the cock doctor due to my bleeding penis, he diagnosed me with Zip Rip.
by notsata January 06, 2022
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